05.01.06
Posted in culture, life at 12:21 pm by Brandon
Last Friday night, Jen and I found ourselves on the way to the mall. After we’d been walking around for a while–and after I took an upper of anti-nausea medication as a result of my collapsing into the fetal position resultant from a fit of “consumerist nausea” as I entered the temple of Mammon (aka Rivertown Crossings Mall)–we happened by a new Hollister store. We didn’t actually go inside the store, we just walked by.
If you weren’t farmiliar, Hollister is a store affiliated with the Abercrombie and Fitch brand.
What was really interesting, was the scene that was going down OUTSIDE of Hollister that evening.
There was a father holding his infant son. The baby in question was screaming uncontrollably. Not crying, but screaming, wailing, gnashing his gums. This little one looked like he’d seen Satan himself.
Curious enough to eavesdrop, Jen and I slowed our pace just enough to hear that this little tyke had been scared shit-less (though, to be honest, I didn’t check) by being inside the Hollister store.
And now, I’ll end this post with a scripture reference, Psalm 8:2 :
2 From the lips of children and infants
you have ordained praise
because of your enemies,
to silence the foe and the avenger.
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Posted in culture, life at 12:21 pm by Brandon
Last Friday night, Jen and I found ourselves on the way to the mall. After we’d been walking around for a while–and after I took an upper of anti-nausea medication as a result of my collapsing into the fetal position resultant from a fit of “consumerist nausea” as I entered the temple of Mammon (aka Rivertown Crossings Mall)–we happened by a new Hollister store. We didn’t actually go inside the store, we just walked by.
If you weren’t farmiliar, Hollister is a store affiliated with the Abercrombie and Fitch brand.
What was really interesting, was the scene that was going down OUTSIDE of Hollister that evening.
There was a father holding his infant son. The baby in question was screaming uncontrollably. Not crying, but screaming, wailing, gnashing his gums. This little one looked like he’d seen Satan himself.
Curious enough to eavesdrop, Jen and I slowed our pace just enough to hear that this little tyke had been scared shit-less (though, to be honest, I didn’t check) by being inside the Hollister store.
And now, I’ll end this post with a scripture reference, Psalm 8:2 :
2 From the lips of children and infants
you have ordained praise
because of your enemies,
to silence the foe and the avenger.
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juanito said,
May 1, 2006 at 11:20 pm
That’s the most temple-like building i’ve ever been in. It’s the First Grandville Americonsumerist Church of Wealth. *Shudder*
timmer k. said,
May 2, 2006 at 8:30 am
The prophet speaketh. All must repent.
Amen.
wildwest said,
May 2, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Welcome back, Brandon. You weren’t gone that long. Oh, well. I’m going to have to check out Hollister’s. Thanks for the warning, too. I’ll bring my talisman. Very apropos Scripture, too, btw.
Darius said,
May 4, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Babies crying still kind of scare me. Like Kramer reacts to clowns…
Clint Wells said,
May 10, 2006 at 10:51 am
I think that the devil is manifested here in the end days as the hollister clothing line. Think about it, man!
He craftily disguises himself as age-worn bootcut jeans. He’s also known for being the angle of the baby blue golf tee polo pullover.
That son of a bitch. Not the pull over!
TK said,
June 10, 2006 at 11:52 am
Love the posting and so much truth!!! In the mouths of babes
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