the musings of a quasi-badass son of a preacher man
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You Are Guinness |
 You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don’t know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |
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You Are Guinness |
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You know beer well, and you’ll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don’t know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |
Man! That thing’s good! I’m Samuel Adams. Perfect!!
oh yeah — i worship beer! Big fucking deal! I’m a “bad” christian, and I’m fucking proud of it! And I even can drink beer! Wow, so fucking junior high! Just go down to the liquor store, and with an ID that says ‘I’m 21,” I too can get totally fucking drunk! Wow! I’m a bad mother fucking Christian!
and sam adams fucking sucks, and you know it - ya gotta get some fuckin’ motherfuckin’ corona
are you gonna take out my comments? ya shoulda listened to ya dad, motherfucker — oh, can’t take the fuckin’ language when it’s directed at yo’ ass, mothafucker?? just put me in the camp of a bad mother fuckin’ Christian, and there ain’t nothin’ ya can do! Woo Hoo! Cuss and drink till I can’t fuckin’ think straight! Yeah, boy, junior high all the way!
You are a hypocrite, but that still qualifies you for salvation, because I am one too — don’t spit on Jesus’ sacrifice, don’t pee on the church — I know you won’t keep this on the blog, and that’s your perrogative (Bobby Brown reference), don’t pee on Jesus too much — Jesus could have (and maybe did) drink Coronas, but why do you want to make your brother stuble with Sam Adams and carousing? dumb . . . but I’ll see you someday at the marriage supper. . . oh, by the way, “FUCK;” that helps me know that Jesus sacrifice is sufficient, sorry . . .
jeff said,
April 1, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Man! That thing’s good! I’m Samuel Adams. Perfect!!
yeahright said,
April 6, 2006 at 10:51 pm
oh yeah — i worship beer! Big fucking deal! I’m a “bad” christian, and I’m fucking proud of it! And I even can drink beer! Wow, so fucking junior high! Just go down to the liquor store, and with an ID that says ‘I’m 21,” I too can get totally fucking drunk! Wow! I’m a bad mother fucking Christian!
yeahright said,
April 6, 2006 at 10:55 pm
and sam adams fucking sucks, and you know it - ya gotta get some fuckin’ motherfuckin’ corona
yeahright said,
April 6, 2006 at 10:59 pm
are you gonna take out my comments? ya shoulda listened to ya dad, motherfucker — oh, can’t take the fuckin’ language when it’s directed at yo’ ass, mothafucker?? just put me in the camp of a bad mother fuckin’ Christian, and there ain’t nothin’ ya can do! Woo Hoo! Cuss and drink till I can’t fuckin’ think straight! Yeah, boy, junior high all the way!
whatever said,
April 6, 2006 at 11:19 pm
You are a hypocrite, but that still qualifies you for salvation, because I am one too — don’t spit on Jesus’ sacrifice, don’t pee on the church — I know you won’t keep this on the blog, and that’s your perrogative (Bobby Brown reference), don’t pee on Jesus too much — Jesus could have (and maybe did) drink Coronas, but why do you want to make your brother stuble with Sam Adams and carousing? dumb . . . but I’ll see you someday at the marriage supper. . . oh, by the way, “FUCK;” that helps me know that Jesus sacrifice is sufficient, sorry . . .