03.22.06
jesus on a tortilla chip
This was pretty good.
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jesus on a tortilla chip
This was pretty good.
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Jesus shows up on my loofa from time to time and i’m like wtf i’m in the shower d00d
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I want it. I want that chip.
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After reading the entire “Left Behind” series by Tim Lahaye and Jerry Jenkins, and watching the 700 Club regularly, I can tell you that I’ve learned more about theology than anyone needs to know. Those guys are blessed with brilliant minds, aren’t they?
Is this where I went wrong with my religious education? By avoiding these books and this show?
He makes me want to cry.
I can’t look away from all his blather. I’m just amazed at his ignorance!
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His sense of humor is fantastic, though..
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Once again, I’m glad we have Brandon to search the far corners of the Internet to find all the cheesiest “Christian” crap out there. Only this one had “spoof” written all over it. I was fooled by all the previous ones.
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This guy is my hero. He should be made a saint or something. Ignorance? Surely no regular visitor to this site has to have sarcasm pointed out to them?
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Aiiiight, Dorsey, it’s on.
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Brandon! Thanks for the best laugh I’ve have in a while!
Elise, you didn’t really think this guy was serious, did you?
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In fact, after further review, this might be the perfect example of Christian Retail.
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YOU’RE bvheide1????!!!
you bastard!
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I am having a tough time deciding between a “Footprints” painting or an “Extreme” Study Bible.
What has been your guys’ experience? What should I choose?
I’ve been praying about it for months now.
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Definitely choose the “Extreme” Study Bible. You’ll get lots of use out of it!
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I don’t know, it’s not too extreme is it? I mean, it should definitely be extreme for Jesus. But I don’t know if I’m prepared to handle the sheer extremity that Phillip Yancey and his cohorts in the Study Bible Consortium are ready to dish at me with this “in-your-face” theology.
I’ve been instructed by the back of this bible to “brace myself” for the “wild ride” in “God’s love” and “compassion” that’s “totally eternal”. It’s as “radical” as it is “practical”, and I should be ready for an “extreme way of life”
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Extremism in the pursuit of salvation is no vice.
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for the record, losers, I have the high bid!
I’m going to win it, then I’m going to videotape myself taking communion with it, then I’m going to post it online so the world can partake in the miracle!!!
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joe said:
Jesus shows up on my loofa from time to time and i’m like wtf i’m in the shower d00dHAHA!! Priceless!!
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I’m going to win it and wash it down with a Chimay Grande Reserve Ale. Thanks to Brandon, I’ll have the highest price tortilla chip AND the highest priced beer (dude, I can’t get enough of that Trappist brew-thanks for the tip).
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I’m glad you guys like my auction.
Elise, I’m so sorry. I realize now the shameful way that I’ve behaved. I’m filled with regret…utterly contrite. Please forgive me my ignorance. I would never want to offend you. By the way, are you wearing underwear?
Brandon, are you really bvheide1? Your email address says Michigan State, I think. I did my undergrad at MSU. I bet I knew you. We probably had all our classes together. Yep, I was good friends with everybody there. Weren’t you that blond-haired guy in Andersen’s “Old Testament as Literature” class?
Anyway guys, thanks for your support. 1000 hits already! If you guys bid high enough, I’ll hand-deliver the Holy Chip and bring a six-pack of Oregon beer with me. We can celebrate the Sacrament together.
Whether you bid or not, keep visiting the auction. The hate mail is too awful to post, but I’m having some fun tweaking the fundie kooks by adding material in response to their crap. I’ll try to keep adding something every day until eBay kicks me out.
Your pal, Diggadee
P.S. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Here’s what you must do:
1. Go to eBay right now. (3/23/06)
2. Search “Jesus on a Tortilla Chip”
3. Expect a Miracle.
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Moderation in the pursuit of holiness is no virtue.
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But virtue in the pursuit of moderation is not holy.
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Right. Never pursue moderation.
Joe said,
March 22, 2006 at 9:53 am
Jesus shows up on my loofa from time to time and i’m like wtf i’m in the shower d00d
dorsey said,
March 22, 2006 at 9:56 am
I want it. I want that chip.
Elise said,
March 22, 2006 at 11:04 am
After reading the entire “Left Behind” series by Tim Lahaye and Jerry Jenkins, and watching the 700 Club regularly, I can tell you that I’ve learned more about theology than anyone needs to know. Those guys are blessed with brilliant minds, aren’t they?
Is this where I went wrong with my religious education? By avoiding these books and this show?
He makes me want to cry.
I can’t look away from all his blather. I’m just amazed at his ignorance!
Elise said,
March 22, 2006 at 11:07 am
His sense of humor is fantastic, though..
wildwest said,
March 22, 2006 at 11:41 am
Once again, I’m glad we have Brandon to search the far corners of the Internet to find all the cheesiest “Christian” crap out there. Only this one had “spoof” written all over it. I was fooled by all the previous ones.
Josh said,
March 22, 2006 at 1:22 pm
This guy is my hero. He should be made a saint or something. Ignorance? Surely no regular visitor to this site has to have sarcasm pointed out to them?
Brandon said,
March 22, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Aiiiight, Dorsey, it’s on.
Allison said,
March 22, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Brandon! Thanks for the best laugh I’ve have in a while!
Elise, you didn’t really think this guy was serious, did you?
Brandon said,
March 22, 2006 at 3:12 pm
In fact, after further review, this might be the perfect example of Christian Retail.
dorsey said,
March 22, 2006 at 3:23 pm
YOU’RE bvheide1????!!!
you bastard!
Joe said,
March 22, 2006 at 5:09 pm
I am having a tough time deciding between a “Footprints” painting or an “Extreme” Study Bible.
What has been your guys’ experience? What should I choose?
I’ve been praying about it for months now.
wildwest said,
March 22, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Definitely choose the “Extreme” Study Bible. You’ll get lots of use out of it!
Joe said,
March 23, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I don’t know, it’s not too extreme is it? I mean, it should definitely be extreme for Jesus. But I don’t know if I’m prepared to handle the sheer extremity that Phillip Yancey and his cohorts in the Study Bible Consortium are ready to dish at me with this “in-your-face” theology.
I’ve been instructed by the back of this bible to “brace myself” for the “wild ride” in “God’s love” and “compassion” that’s “totally eternal”. It’s as “radical” as it is “practical”, and I should be ready for an “extreme way of life”
wildwest said,
March 23, 2006 at 5:51 pm
Extremism in the pursuit of salvation is no vice.
jeff said,
March 23, 2006 at 7:28 pm
for the record, losers, I have the high bid!
I’m going to win it, then I’m going to videotape myself taking communion with it, then I’m going to post it online so the world can partake in the miracle!!!
jeff said,
March 23, 2006 at 9:29 pm
joe said:
Jesus shows up on my loofa from time to time and i’m like wtf i’m in the shower d00d
HAHA!! Priceless!!
dorsey said,
March 23, 2006 at 9:59 pm
I’m going to win it and wash it down with a Chimay Grande Reserve Ale. Thanks to Brandon, I’ll have the highest price tortilla chip AND the highest priced beer (dude, I can’t get enough of that Trappist brew-thanks for the tip).
Diggadee said,
March 24, 2006 at 1:31 am
I’m glad you guys like my auction.
Elise, I’m so sorry. I realize now the shameful way that I’ve behaved. I’m filled with regret…utterly contrite. Please forgive me my ignorance. I would never want to offend you. By the way, are you wearing underwear?
Brandon, are you really bvheide1? Your email address says Michigan State, I think. I did my undergrad at MSU. I bet I knew you. We probably had all our classes together. Yep, I was good friends with everybody there. Weren’t you that blond-haired guy in Andersen’s “Old Testament as Literature” class?
Anyway guys, thanks for your support. 1000 hits already! If you guys bid high enough, I’ll hand-deliver the Holy Chip and bring a six-pack of Oregon beer with me. We can celebrate the Sacrament together.
Whether you bid or not, keep visiting the auction. The hate mail is too awful to post, but I’m having some fun tweaking the fundie kooks by adding material in response to their crap. I’ll try to keep adding something every day until eBay kicks me out.
Your pal, Diggadee
P.S. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Here’s what you must do:
1. Go to eBay right now. (3/23/06)
2. Search “Jesus on a Tortilla Chip”
3. Expect a Miracle.
wildwest said,
March 24, 2006 at 8:29 am
Moderation in the pursuit of holiness is no virtue.
dorsey said,
March 24, 2006 at 2:21 pm
But virtue in the pursuit of moderation is not holy.
wildwest said,
March 24, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Right. Never pursue moderation.