01.25.06

the definition of TMI

Posted in fun at 2:22 pm by Brandon

All you “would be” single gals look out. Seems there’s a kindly fellow named Josh who’s on the lookout for a foxy babe. Read the link and you’ll see just what I mean.

Hear ye, hear ye, single men at all the corners of the earth. Let this be a lesson to you: Thou shalt not self-disclose awkward amounts of information on the internet, thus saith the Lord, selah.

In the end, though, I feel bad for the fellow so I thought I’d send a little traffic his way.

Hat tip: The Feminarian

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    benjamin said,

    January 25, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    This is a gentleman who has a long future of masturbation stretching out before him. I would have said a lonely future as well, but the bodies he keeps stacked in the basement will probably provide him with all the companionship he needs. He says he doesn’t require a virgin - you’ll note he doesn’t explicitly require a heartbeat either.

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    dorsey said,

    January 25, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    [/speechless]

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    shannon said,

    January 25, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    unfortunately he probably doesn’t believe in masturbation.

    i’ve known lots of guys like him and he’ll probably find someone. i don’t know whether to be happy about that or sad.

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    Kevin said,

    January 25, 2006 at 10:46 pm

    Forget about Josh, ladies. Date Jesus instead. Heck, you can even bathe with him. Now that’s what I call an answer to prayer.

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    Christiana said,

    January 25, 2006 at 11:03 pm

    This poor guy is stuck under the law. He needs to get out from under and experience God’s grace. Jesus died to set men free, not to put them under the law.

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    ninjanun said,

    January 25, 2006 at 11:25 pm

    My favorite part:
    If public (and Christian schools as well) continue to detereorate and become more and more wordly then homeschooling becomes and more and more logical choose.

    OH, the irony!

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    Shteevie said,

    January 26, 2006 at 12:07 am

    Gotta admire his moxie.

    Seriously, there’s no mystery about him now. Most girls would probably rather date the web page.

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    benjamin said,

    January 26, 2006 at 12:57 am

    Between the facination with single mothers and the fact that he’s a computer programmer, I have no doubt that he’s a very nice guy and all, but I’m pretty sure he’s a serial killer….

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    Dan Lewis said,

    January 26, 2006 at 11:46 am

    One line really stands out to me:

    “I refused to see the last Star Wars movie (Episode 3) simply because I don’t think God wants me to fill my heard with Anakin’s fall to the dark side.”

    Noooooo!

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    Logan Bennett said,

    January 26, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    Wow, This Guy is never going to get a girl, sorry nobody is as perfect as he wants them to be……… How boring…….. I just cant think of anything else to say I am speechless for sure

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    Leighton said,

    January 26, 2006 at 3:09 pm

    “I refused to see the last Star Wars movie (Episode 3) simply because I don’t think God wants me to fill my heard with Anakin’s fall to the dark side.”

    Heh, God’s right about that one, it was pretty weak. I’d take Kadaj from FF7AC over Vader–he’s also a whiny prettyboy whose goal in life is to be emo, but at least he gets a chance to be cool for a while when he turns into Sephiroth.

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    Kyle said,

    January 26, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    As someone who lived too many years in his shoes (thanks to a Christian school that had already started to “detereorate” from what true Christianity is), I must admit that I’m partially sympathetic, and even see a little bit of silver lining: he’s apparently not locked into traditional gender roles if he’s willing to stay home with his kids while his wife works, and he also is willing to go against the biblical mandate “be fruitful and multiply” and use birth control. These, and the fact that he’s very anti-movie yet uses _The Notebook_ as an example suggest that there may be just enough right-wing ideology free thought to allow him to see what an idol he’s made of following the law instead of relying on God’s grace. And just for those who are wondering: I would almost guarantee he’ll find someone who agrees with the whole list. I’ve met some of them, and it ain’t pretty (and I’m not talking lack of time in front of a mirror).

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    Kyle said,

    January 26, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    OK, reading further on, the John MacArthur reference curbs my former optimism. I guess I’ll just have to go to hell for speeding five over the limit.

    But I did find this piece of languge-use fascinating:

    “I’m not sure when kids should start dating… but no where before 16 (that’s prolly way too soon)”

    I’ve heard “prolly” spoken before on rare occasions, but I’d never seen it make it to print before!

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    Shteevie said,

    January 27, 2006 at 1:41 am

    Ah give him a break. His heart’s in the right place and I admire his dedication to Jesus.

    He may be asking too much right now, but he’ll figure that out in time.

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    K to the itty Boo said,

    January 27, 2006 at 4:50 am

    Yes, and I’d like one in red, size M, with a big bow on top.

    Too bad looking for love isn’t the same as ordering a sweater. Too bad Josh thinks it is.

    This part trips me out

    All I kept thinking was when the aliens showed up and starting killing everyone and everyone was so surprised that it would be much the same when Christ returns and finds most of the world ignorant, uncaring, and not prepared (including many church goers)…

    Because Jesus is going to come and drain the blood out of people and spit it out all over the earth. Yep, Josh got it right.

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    wildwest said,

    January 27, 2006 at 9:58 am

    Where do you FIND this stuff???

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    clint wells said,

    January 28, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    dude, your blog has been one the most awesome discoveries since larknews.com

    thank you.

    clint wells

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    Mark said,

    January 29, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    Truly astonishing. That someone would write all that about themselves and not see the total weirdness in it…

    “Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?”

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    educat said,

    January 29, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    Let’s all reach out and touch the irony that allows a guy who watches no television to surf the internet for chicks.

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    The Prodigal Sheep said,

    January 29, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    Some recommendations…

    A couple of blogs I came across today that are well worth reading:Straight, Not Narrow: A blog promoting GLBT equality in Christianity and politics. The author is a member of PFLAG Washington, DC. A Badchristian Blog: The musings of a ‘bad’……

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    david said,

    January 30, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    I refused to see the last Star Wars movie (Episode 3) simply because I don’t think God wants me to fill my heard with Anakin’s fall to the dark side. I think that time could better be spent in God’s service doing anything else… I wrote an entire paper about the movie from what I feel is a Biblical perspective if anyone is interested.

    What relevant biblical analysis of SW could he possibly offer without even watching the film? And how is writing a biblical analysis of SW time ’spent in God’s service’? Why doesn’t he offer a link to the paper? It can’t be of much ’service’ unless its contents are known to those who need to be converted from their wayward Star Wars-watching ways.

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    LutheranChik said,

    February 16, 2006 at 7:16 pm

    I have a pastorly friend who, if he read this, would say, “What this guy needs is a good roll in the hay.”

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    Stephen said,

    February 17, 2006 at 1:54 am

    I think this might be worse than the “Date Me Natalie” website. Scratch that. This is definitely worse. I don’t know how the hell you found this guy’s website, but thanks for the laugh. Wow.

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the definition of TMI

Posted in fun at 2:22 pm by Brandon

All you “would be” single gals look out. Seems there’s a kindly fellow named Josh who’s on the lookout for a foxy babe. Read the link and you’ll see just what I mean.

Hear ye, hear ye, single men at all the corners of the earth. Let this be a lesson to you: Thou shalt not self-disclose awkward amounts of information on the internet, thus saith the Lord, selah.

In the end, though, I feel bad for the fellow so I thought I’d send a little traffic his way.

Hat tip: The Feminarian

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23 Comments »

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    benjamin said,

    January 25, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    This is a gentleman who has a long future of masturbation stretching out before him. I would have said a lonely future as well, but the bodies he keeps stacked in the basement will probably provide him with all the companionship he needs. He says he doesn’t require a virgin - you’ll note he doesn’t explicitly require a heartbeat either.

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    dorsey said,

    January 25, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    [/speechless]

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    shannon said,

    January 25, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    unfortunately he probably doesn’t believe in masturbation.

    i’ve known lots of guys like him and he’ll probably find someone. i don’t know whether to be happy about that or sad.

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    Kevin said,

    January 25, 2006 at 10:46 pm

    Forget about Josh, ladies. Date Jesus instead. Heck, you can even bathe with him. Now that’s what I call an answer to prayer.

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    Christiana said,

    January 25, 2006 at 11:03 pm

    This poor guy is stuck under the law. He needs to get out from under and experience God’s grace. Jesus died to set men free, not to put them under the law.

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    ninjanun said,

    January 25, 2006 at 11:25 pm

    My favorite part:
    If public (and Christian schools as well) continue to detereorate and become more and more wordly then homeschooling becomes and more and more logical choose.

    OH, the irony!

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    Shteevie said,

    January 26, 2006 at 12:07 am

    Gotta admire his moxie.

    Seriously, there’s no mystery about him now. Most girls would probably rather date the web page.

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    benjamin said,

    January 26, 2006 at 12:57 am

    Between the facination with single mothers and the fact that he’s a computer programmer, I have no doubt that he’s a very nice guy and all, but I’m pretty sure he’s a serial killer….

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    Dan Lewis said,

    January 26, 2006 at 11:46 am

    One line really stands out to me:

    “I refused to see the last Star Wars movie (Episode 3) simply because I don’t think God wants me to fill my heard with Anakin’s fall to the dark side.”

    Noooooo!

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    Logan Bennett said,

    January 26, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    Wow, This Guy is never going to get a girl, sorry nobody is as perfect as he wants them to be……… How boring…….. I just cant think of anything else to say I am speechless for sure

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    Leighton said,

    January 26, 2006 at 3:09 pm

    “I refused to see the last Star Wars movie (Episode 3) simply because I don’t think God wants me to fill my heard with Anakin’s fall to the dark side.”

    Heh, God’s right about that one, it was pretty weak. I’d take Kadaj from FF7AC over Vader–he’s also a whiny prettyboy whose goal in life is to be emo, but at least he gets a chance to be cool for a while when he turns into Sephiroth.

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    Kyle said,

    January 26, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    As someone who lived too many years in his shoes (thanks to a Christian school that had already started to “detereorate” from what true Christianity is), I must admit that I’m partially sympathetic, and even see a little bit of silver lining: he’s apparently not locked into traditional gender roles if he’s willing to stay home with his kids while his wife works, and he also is willing to go against the biblical mandate “be fruitful and multiply” and use birth control. These, and the fact that he’s very anti-movie yet uses _The Notebook_ as an example suggest that there may be just enough right-wing ideology free thought to allow him to see what an idol he’s made of following the law instead of relying on God’s grace. And just for those who are wondering: I would almost guarantee he’ll find someone who agrees with the whole list. I’ve met some of them, and it ain’t pretty (and I’m not talking lack of time in front of a mirror).

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    Kyle said,

    January 26, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    OK, reading further on, the John MacArthur reference curbs my former optimism. I guess I’ll just have to go to hell for speeding five over the limit.

    But I did find this piece of languge-use fascinating:

    “I’m not sure when kids should start dating… but no where before 16 (that’s prolly way too soon)”

    I’ve heard “prolly” spoken before on rare occasions, but I’d never seen it make it to print before!

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    Shteevie said,

    January 27, 2006 at 1:41 am

    Ah give him a break. His heart’s in the right place and I admire his dedication to Jesus.

    He may be asking too much right now, but he’ll figure that out in time.

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    K to the itty Boo said,

    January 27, 2006 at 4:50 am

    Yes, and I’d like one in red, size M, with a big bow on top.

    Too bad looking for love isn’t the same as ordering a sweater. Too bad Josh thinks it is.

    This part trips me out

    All I kept thinking was when the aliens showed up and starting killing everyone and everyone was so surprised that it would be much the same when Christ returns and finds most of the world ignorant, uncaring, and not prepared (including many church goers)…

    Because Jesus is going to come and drain the blood out of people and spit it out all over the earth. Yep, Josh got it right.

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    wildwest said,

    January 27, 2006 at 9:58 am

    Where do you FIND this stuff???

  17. Sign up at gravatar.com to have your own image

    clint wells said,

    January 28, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    dude, your blog has been one the most awesome discoveries since larknews.com

    thank you.

    clint wells

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    Mark said,

    January 29, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    Truly astonishing. That someone would write all that about themselves and not see the total weirdness in it…

    “Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?”

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    educat said,

    January 29, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    Let’s all reach out and touch the irony that allows a guy who watches no television to surf the internet for chicks.

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    The Prodigal Sheep said,

    January 29, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    Some recommendations…

    A couple of blogs I came across today that are well worth reading:Straight, Not Narrow: A blog promoting GLBT equality in Christianity and politics. The author is a member of PFLAG Washington, DC. A Badchristian Blog: The musings of a ‘bad’……

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    david said,

    January 30, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    I refused to see the last Star Wars movie (Episode 3) simply because I don’t think God wants me to fill my heard with Anakin’s fall to the dark side. I think that time could better be spent in God’s service doing anything else… I wrote an entire paper about the movie from what I feel is a Biblical perspective if anyone is interested.

    What relevant biblical analysis of SW could he possibly offer without even watching the film? And how is writing a biblical analysis of SW time ’spent in God’s service’? Why doesn’t he offer a link to the paper? It can’t be of much ’service’ unless its contents are known to those who need to be converted from their wayward Star Wars-watching ways.

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    LutheranChik said,

    February 16, 2006 at 7:16 pm

    I have a pastorly friend who, if he read this, would say, “What this guy needs is a good roll in the hay.”

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    Stephen said,

    February 17, 2006 at 1:54 am

    I think this might be worse than the “Date Me Natalie” website. Scratch that. This is definitely worse. I don’t know how the hell you found this guy’s website, but thanks for the laugh. Wow.

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